A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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