- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Michael Brown

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

YO FACE

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Justin Beiber

You're tall.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

HURT

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

seek beauty

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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