How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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