- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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