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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Women can vote? WTF

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

knock knock come in !

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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