What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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honest politician

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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My parents died!

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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