What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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