- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Guess what? Bananas

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Caolan and Eamon

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A French man gets into a fight

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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