Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's 9 + 10 19

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

VITAMIN C!

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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