Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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