What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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