What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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i found waldo.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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