- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Error 37.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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