- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Blacks

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Women's rights.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

This sentance contains three errers

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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