- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

a man makes a bad joke

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Manchester City

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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