- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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