- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How High is a Chinese man

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Poker face

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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