- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Womens rights.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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