- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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