- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Invisible Children Foundation.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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