- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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