Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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