- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

No your aunties a joke

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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