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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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