My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Do u take sugar?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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