Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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knock knock

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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