- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Barack Obama plays basketball

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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