what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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