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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Your Mom

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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