What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Robin, get in the car!

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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