- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What did Washington say to California? WC

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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