What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Caca.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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pull my finger (farts)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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