- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

Worms don't like apples.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Black people

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

andrew wagner

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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