- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

what is orange? an orange

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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