Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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black people

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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