What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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