- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Yo mama is so fat she died

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

there was once a jew

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