- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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