- Anti Joke

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away