- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

c-? men, C-men

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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