- Anti Joke

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.