knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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