- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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