A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

A dog was barking at a tree

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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