- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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