What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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