- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Face Hunter is scum

Mitt Romney

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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