- Anti Joke

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.