Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Anti Joke

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