- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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