What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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