- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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