- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

The adventures of Helen Keller:

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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