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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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