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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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