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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why? Why not?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Black people having a Job.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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