- Anti Joke

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Two women were sitting quietly.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

I like the color potato.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.