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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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