2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

I hate blackniggers

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

I'm sn otter

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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