what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Your mother is so fat.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

vitamin c

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How high is the sky? True or False

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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