- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

I have a horse.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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