Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

so...um, yeah

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Justin Bieber.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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