Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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