- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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