My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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