Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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