what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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