A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Who is John Galt?

whats hairy and crys your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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