What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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