- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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