- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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