- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Once, I went to Peru.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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