What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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I had a lemon. hi.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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