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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

girls basketball

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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