What do you call a black man? Rob

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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