- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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