What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why? Why not?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Black people having a Job.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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