- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

knock knock!? . . No.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

human centipede

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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