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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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