- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Jimmy Saville

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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