- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

The Labour Party.

women's rights

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What's big and purple? Barney

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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