What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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