- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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