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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

I'm homeless.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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