roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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