Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

123 f*ck off

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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