Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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