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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

I named my son ps2 controller

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.