- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

womens rights

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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