why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Tim likes girls

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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