So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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