- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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