- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Knock Knock? Come in.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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