- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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