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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What comes after 69? 70

A woman wears a dress.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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