your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...