Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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MySpace.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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batman has diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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