- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

I have an erection My mom!

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

c-? men, C-men

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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