Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A muslim paints Mohammed

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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