- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

A man penetrates another man.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

My Butthole.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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