- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

do you have a wife?

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

I like school Said no one ever.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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