What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

think twice or at least think

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Liverpool City Football Club

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A storm be brewin!

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Grace Ackerson

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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