Know what's funny? Jokes.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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