How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Grace Ackerson

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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