- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

can you pass the soap?

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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