Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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