Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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mikey is cute

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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