- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

can you pass the soap?

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

YO FACE

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

i have two hands.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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