a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do black people eat? Food.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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