Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Liverpool City Football Club

Nuneaton..

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

think twice or at least think

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

your life

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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