How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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I woke up today

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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