- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

You're a big fat monkey.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

masturbating on a tarc bus

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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