- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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The Princess is in another castle

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family