How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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