We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What's half of 8? o

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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