- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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