- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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