2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Who is it?

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

read me write me

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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