- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What is the name of the car? What

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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