hers a joke... japanese people

nice tits.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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