- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

what goes woof ? A dog.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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