Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Guess what? AIDS!

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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