Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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