- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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