Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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