One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

wommmoaooammaaa

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Caca.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

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