What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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