- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AIDS.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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