A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

whats 1 + 1? 2

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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