- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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