- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Tim likes girls

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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