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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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