- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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