- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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