Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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LOL

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Anti Joke

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