Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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