WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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lewis=cardiac

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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