What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

My parents died!

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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