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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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