Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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your face is kinda funny

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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